My longed Thai Massage

At the break of dawn,woke up and follow my mum to the tmn asean market to buy some stuffs..dropped by g-neo then to my very close cuz who goes through thick and thin with me during my childhood and school life..She who is the youngest child of my dad's sister is leaving for kampar to pursue her dreams in becoming a chemical engineer..The humble,helpful,kind hearted and fun-to-be-with relative of mine is gonna be greatly missed by everyone...take care hui xian..

The most recent photo of her..(took it on the day she went up to kl)

This is what i cook..hehe..it's the inti(the stuff u find inside the bak chang)..this is how and what it looks like from the very beginning

These are the ppl involved in the preparation of the inti

My g.ma and my eldest sis

The cook!!..XDD



kk..this are the process of cooking the inti

sorry..internet connection is like crap so can't upload the 1st photo

anyway..screw the first photo..it's abt tumis-ing the bawang putih and merah..later add in the dunno what paste then fry till garing and at last add in the bak( pork)..hehe

we still use traditional way of cooking..hehe..using charcoal!

this is what is looks like when it's garing

after that add some of the white stuffs..dunno what is that btu it's to add sweetness in it

add more sugar,pepper,five spice powder and keep frying

this is what it should look like when it's goreng to perfection..hehe..

a random sissyfied version of me..lol..crap la






forget abt that pic..now it's time to goreng kerisik(some ingredient to make rendang)

add in the kerisik and keep tossing it..it burns easily

keep stirring and tossing it

do it again

and again

and again till the browned kerisik is uniform

Finishto!!..golden brown lovely scented kerisik..XDD



was too bored so my sis decorated my leg with hannah paste..

the following day

My trap works!!!

Finally caught something!XDD

There's the lil sucker in there..freakin annoying squirrel.hehe..now ur trapped in my trap!!..loser..pandai-pandai tupai melompat,akhirnya masuk ke dalam perangkap saya!!..muahahah!!

ohh!!..look!!..it's a HE!!..freakin idiotic piss is damn smelly..worse than vinegar with ammonia..yucks!..



after that..i took that lil bugger and charge it in court..i wanted it to have the death penalty but my mum(the judge) just drop charge and sentence it for buang daerah!..that's all man..wtf...ngam-ngam i wanna service the motor so i buang it at bertam there..let that lil fag screw other ppls fruit tree..lol..

i was suppose to censore this pic..i took a naked pic of my bike..hehe

she is undergoin some cardiovascular surgery..the doctor said he has to clean her arteries and drain her blood to recieve new blood...

The heart surgent(zhe fuh's dad) performing a bypass for her weak heart..

goin through blood replacement and cleaning of kidney stone..lol




Finally after the surgery was over..my bike was stable enough to be sent home..hehe..Damn this is the part that i longed for!!!MASSAGE!!!..we went for the promotion package..rm50 for half an hour of foot massage and half an hour body massage..not a bad deal..

Me mum!!

They wash ur feet first then only massage..i tell u..it was damn relaxing thx to the cozy environment..they sure noe how to spoil u..hehe

time for body massage!!..no worries la..they massage u with ur shirt on..it's basically stretching and releasing preassure points..i was so excited and enthusiast at first..but i tell u.it was relaxing and painful!!!...shit man..didn't expect those young small petite thai women noe how to release ur preassure points..they twist and turn ur body..(that hurts alot!!..didn't expect my body to be that kaku..turn only*klak..kluk*..haha)..then they step on ur back(damn i love that!!)..

this is the part when i actually shouted..lol..it's painful k!...

This is the lady who massaged me!!..hehe

just some pic i took..thought i could understand but i couldn't as it was all in thai!..wtf?!..

sprinklers were on..it's a random pic so wth...


So my day ended with a ear to ear smile and satisfied relaxed body of me and my mum..saw Elynn and Tay zhi wei that day too..hehe..actually was suppose to go out with them but got things to do..sorry guys..nvm..there's still plenty left to do in this life..Life is wonderful!!..why shouldn't we colour it?..hehe..

B.S.T.R.D................Bored,Sick,Tierd,Restless,Dying..

Yesterday was happening..went and watch ANGELS & DEMONS with Zi han(bored of his face)XDD and Elynn(jealous of her)..XPP..why?..dun ask me why and dun bother to noe..hehe..

after the show..my head start to get dizzy again..and guess what..I"m Bloody sick again...lousy body..maybe i shouldn't have gone out and listened to my mum as she said that i just recovered and my body needed rest...as usual..i'm stubborn and what goes in my ear comes out the other..wth right?..live life to the fullest!!..ya bebeh!


this morning..woke up got bloody fever..btu after a while..it went off..so i rode opposite with my motor to buy some lime..it was damn hot outside..so my fever came back..rest for a while..drink water..paint the wall..paint the cupboard doors..cut soem coconut..set some traps for squirrels..bfore i could bathe..there was this water cut..stupid..but after that the pipes are spitting out water again ..i bathed ate and wrote this blog..so there goes my day..


It's so hot here!!!..I'm sweating as i'm typing...

• I'm hot!!!
• I'm paranoid!!
• I'm sick!!!
• I'm sweating!!!
• I'm doin some random stuffs
• I'm gonan sleep soon

1. I'm screwing this post coz I'm all the above..XDD

so..this is real..this is me..this is what i actually am..



So..SAY MY NAME !!..LOL..


damn..i love russel peters..

My Delayed blogs..hehe

Wanna try something diff...since everybody tell their story from top to bottom..from old to new...well..this time..i'm doin it the other way around and diff style...i'm doin a pictorial..hehe..kinda lazy wanna write since there alot to write..so..dun look at the photo's yet..just scrool down to the bottom or press page down as many times as possible till u reach the end of this post..from there my adventure starts..so buckle up folks it's gonna be 1 heck of a ride...

#testical 1 2 testical 1 2..this is ur captain speaking..

*Ladies & gentlemens,boys and girls of all ages..u have reach the check point...thx for boarding flight 123 just crapping..kindly wait for the next post..hehe..that's all for now..gotta sleep adi..goin out later!!!..woot!!..Zi Han..Elynn..Zhi Wei..Hui Xian..Jom enjoy!!.hehe..

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me cam whoring in the fitting room..kochik(gavyn's mum)..wanan buy for me a set of formal clothes just in case i got a suitable attire to wear for any events..soo i tried on a few..it was tiring man..buttoning and unbuttoning the shirt..buckle and unbuckling the slacks..it was hard work i tell ya..



take 2

striking undies eh?..thought of getting themXDD
20-5-09



i set the table..nice le?..



my dad brought some friends over for dinner so my mum prepared a few authentic baba nyonya food..love them!..from left: sambal belacan,sambal udang,sotong tempra,bawal goreng,kacang masak tau gee and in the middle..pongteh!!..
17-5-09

random close-up shot of my water lily

I saw this wantan chicken chop in the menu so i decided to give it a go..and it turn out to be like that..just like a normal wantan mee..minus the char siu and soup and replace it withfried chicken chop and fried wantan..ok only la the taste..doens't really goes well with the chicken..

we headed to the thong sui house in cheng after leaving the circuit..Li Chi ordered this massive abc..lol..she said she could eat the whole thing..btu at last she couldn't..i kenw i should have bet with her..hehe

later that afternoon..went out with zhe fuh,yi bin,wee sern,wei xren and li chi..we checked out the new and said to be the biggest go-kart circuit in malaysia..it's 1.6km long..we wanted to have a try but the price is just a lil too expensive...rm30 for 5 minutes..and the cashier says that a pro woman go-karter can finish a lap in a minute..US?..we noobs i think will take abt 2 minutes to finish 1 lap so we did a lil caculations and decided not to go..kinda disappointed also

this is another friend of my mum(aunty li chien) ..went to her house..saw these 3 annoying but hugable dogs..

went to my mum's friend's(aunty yonne) house..saw this puppy of hers...isn't she cute?..damn adorable and loud..haha..ya..she is kinda noisy..what can we do..puppy..she needs attention..
16-5-09

The newly opened MYDIN in ayer keroh..they say it's the biggest in west malaysia...to be honest..it's really big..coz it's new..the things there are like damn cheap!!..but those are normally natibu populated places..who cares la..it's cheap and the kuih bahulu there is freakin nice!!..
15-5-09

on the way back..i saw this tricked out bike in petronas while filling up gas..kinda trendy looking bike..after that..went back straight to malacca!!..ahh..home sweet home..

after finding our way into the police department..we waited at the kaunter rayuan..after singing some songs and talking cock to the lady in charge..they finally gave us some discount and we only have to pay rm20 for that ticket..thx to that dumb policeman..rm20 just fly away like that..

went breakfast..came back and found this lil love note given by the cute fkN MIDGET NATIBU POLICEMAN!!!..knn..the freakin parking meter spoil adi he also wanan give saman..sial mia guy..told him adi but he buat tak tahu only..then he said kalo nak murah kamu boleh bayar di department saya kat bangunan biru itu..he was pointing at the blur building arnd 3 blocks away from the place where we ate..so me and my sis decided to go and pay the saman

we're on the road again..some random pic that i took while on the highway
13-5-09

chunted eh?..wonder how they can do such designs..

after that..we went pavilion..it was my first time there..so i was like..wuu..whoa..Rengga:"seperti apa mr ross?"..me:"seperti rusa masuk kampung."..Rengga"bagus..u finally woke up"..lol..wtf man..XDD..missing him!!

and this is my dinner..damn..not apetizing at all..it says grilled rainbow trout..i thought it will turn out something like my mum's dish but i really didn't expect them to give me 1 whole fried fish!!!..overall was tasty and fresh..thank god if not i sure nvr eat finish wan..haha

2nd shot!

this was my sis dinner..lamb shank..her favourite..tender and juicy!!

this was my mums dinner..some grilled salmon,prawns and some other stuffs...it was under the mother's day set..just order to try..turn out to be better great..

a X shaped butter..cute huh..

here comes the prawn salad..love the presentation..just fabulous..

damn..i didn't imagine that i will be drinking or even allowed to drink with my dad..but he called for beer so wtf right??..lol..

my 2nd sis and mua!..

I will not regard them as old but matured and sweet couples!!.hehe..dad and mum..it was a candid shot..both of them wasn't prepared at all..haha..

dinner?..the ship!..i thought only penang has it..didn't noe there was 3 of them actually..so we dine in..

just love them!

later that day..dad brought my family for some ice cream treat..hehe..gosh..that mouth watery ice cream just melts on ur tongue..since dad was there..so i decided to top up to double scoop..hehe..sorry dad..but it's all worth while..everybody had their own double scoop ice cream and enjoyed it..so no losers but only winners that evening..

i think this is the half ramen mee..delicious!!..fergalicious..hehe..

pork dumplings!!..not bad..

day2 of my 3 days stay in kl..went to this japanese restaurant that my dad recommended..not bad..kinda high end type of restaurant..
12-5-09

LV anyone??...damn..I went to the LV outlet and they are NOT CHEAP!!!..farkin expensive sial...i dun even dare to look at the price of this shoes as it's in the [exclusive] area..lol...wanna buy it anyway?..prepare 4 figures amount of money and do ur shopping there..

OMG!

My dream watches!!.omega dude..XDD

took a walk in star hill..pass by this cegar shop(dunno the spelling correct or not)..was shocked to see how much a suicide stick will cost...damn...the price ranges from rm100-rm500 for 1 bloody stick!!!omg..to those bloody slowly-self-screwing-smokers out there..if u wanna continue killing ya self..plz come to me..i will help u to do it in just a fraction of ur money..won't tell u how i do it..just come to me and i'll do it all for u..

checked into kl plaza...thought can get like some 4 star hotel room ro what..mana tahu get this lame 2 room apartment..so cheapskate sial!..to make matters worse..they dun do house cleaning unless u stay more than 3 nights there..u wan anything extra..u have to pay..fuck man!..day light robbery..serious shit sial..imagine they give u only like 2 packets!..not 2 bottles..of shampoo for 2 nights..and if u wan another extra packet..u need to pay rm2..knn..the shampoo also smell like dog shampoo..make ur hair so dry and fizzy..

11-5-09

some cool old fashion biker wannabe..dumb asses..right hand holing a pack of cigarettes left hand holding burning cigarette..puffing away like they are so macho...lack of self conscious i must say..1st ur killing urself..that i dun care..2nd u kill the ppl arnd u..u bloody fag!..

cool motor huh?..Kawasaki man!..sexy!

while waiting for my mum at the chicken rice shop in malim..saw this big-bike geng..
10-5-09

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